Police have revealed that Abby Honeyflower’s killer has been apprehended while caught hiding in bushes.
In late February this year, the dead bloodied body of Abby Honeyflower was found in bushes where she was slain by a hopping mad bunny with evidence quickly pointing to the Easter Bunny which was quickly questioned by friends of the Easter Bunny who demanded it was an impersonator who committed this crime, not the Easter Bunny.
Owner of Land of Rainbows and Morning Jogger, Kahvy Smith
Owner of Land of Rainbows and morning jogger Kahvy Smith addressed the media from his hut that he was very happy with the capture of the killer, “OMG OMG OMG I’m so happy the Police captured that rascally rabbit. I even wore my sexy yellow short shorts for my morning run today. I also wore my amazing bunny ears.”
Still grieving the loss of her beloved partner at the hands of the bunny, Sheree Honeyflower told a reporter over the phone from her location at hideaway at Club Purr that she was happy that her love’s attacker has been caught and that it was safe to go back out among the bluebirds and buttercups.
Criminal defence laywer, Rodger Wabbit of Tortoise & Hare Assoc. said only that they will only respond to allegations in the Court despite claiming that his arresting Police Officer used excessive force, “Teets! BBQ teets. That’s all!”
A witness claiming to have been standing behind glass doors is reported to have said that the bunny’s solicitor had his paws crossed.
Arresting Police Officer Constable Hayo
Police Constable has been praised for his bravey in catching a violent axe weilding killer bunny on his own. Owner of Cacao Eggs was so pleased that he forwarded a box of chocolate egg flavoured donuts to Constable Hayo for making society safe by removing the bunny, “This is eggthelent!”
Police Constable Hayo spoke to the media via his union representative, responding that he was just doing his duty and he wasn’t fond of carrots that much at all.
Last seen in public led away in a Police car with only his ears protruding from the partially open roof top, family of the accused bunny made it known that he was the dark bunny of the family, “We’re disappointed that he took this path instead joining in the family business. It’s not as if it was a stressful life. He only had to work during the chocolate season and meet up for annual mating bunny swap. He was always hopping mad.”
Land of Rainbows is now closed to public while bunnies are busy digging for places to hide their eggs for you to find when the Land of Rainbows Egg Hunt starts 23rd of March to the 6th of April, 2018. There are plenty of eggs to find from heaps of designers and builders for you to find and enjoy.
Land of Rainbows – Landmark
Wanted for Murder: The Easter Bunny – Link
Happy Easter and Blessed Eostre